The feline race is not race, it is a game of hide and seek, of catch the ball of yarn, of melting into a fishbowl, of bathing lazily in the thin streak of sun, from slapping a hapless bug, from pawing the insistent and unwelcome kissing lips of the giant fur-less weirdos. And nobody wins, because for one to win, others must lose, but if no one wins, no one loses. There's nothing wrong with cucumber. Meow~