Calamari Man guards his prized collection of knives with a fervor unmatched by any other crustacean. Legends swirl around the depths of the sea, whispered tales among the anemones of his daring exploits to acquire the sharpest and most exquisite blades ever crafted. His bearded tentacles move with an uncanny dexterity, swiftly gliding over his assortment of cutlery, ensuring each blade is polished to a mirrored sheen. The mere thought of prying him away from his precious metal invites a whirlpool of calamity within the eye of an inescapable Ink Storm.