The Duke of Chickenton hired a tattoo artist to try and cure his prized chicken who's turning into a gold fish, despite abject objections from his advisor. 'Sir,' he said, 'this is absurd, surely you can see that. A tattoo artist is no replacement for a veterinarian, the fish is tropical!' But the Duke would never go against the whims of his darling wife whose bird-like features are nothing short of divine to a man of his peculiar taste. Meanwhile, a robot from the future was dispatched to watch over the whole affair, accompanied by his pet hawk Joseph. Joseph hates chickens. Joseph is vegan. And then, on a balmy day in late April, it began to snow chicklets. Can the ostrich save them all?